If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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