Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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