Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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