I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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