the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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