your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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