quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize