So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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