Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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