would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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