he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The dick lei will go down in squad history
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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