i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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