That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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