White coat. Heels.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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