508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The feeling are messing with the penis
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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