I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The ass gains better be worth it
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