"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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