It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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