just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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