i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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