If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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