It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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