3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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