Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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