Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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