I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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