You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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