Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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