Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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