I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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