Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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