what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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