Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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