The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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