i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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