What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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