You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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