I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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