Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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