i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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