i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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