he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
