I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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