It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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