so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
