that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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