O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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