"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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