road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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