Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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