I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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