How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need a burrito and a hug.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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