I could have mohawked her pubes.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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