In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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