i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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