the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
smell my finger.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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