i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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